MERCH SALE BLOWOUT! CHEAP AS FUCK! EVERYTHING MUST GO!

ALL 3 TAPES = $5ppd
COOKIE.P. = $3ppd
ALL 3 TAPES + COOKIE.P. = $7ppd
SLAMBO CREWNECK = $5ppd
EVERYTHING! = $11ppd


"SUPERSLAM!" c-14 pro tape with screened packaging!
repress of the first 13 song release from '06!
+
"IN A MINUTE!" c-2 pro tape with screened packaging!
10 songs in one minute!


"MEGA CUTE CHAOS!" c-11 pro tape with screened packaging!
our second 'full length' 20 songs about things like eating pizza with candy and BBQ ice cream!
comes with an 11" x 17" poster/insert!


"THE COOKIE.P." 3" cd-r with screened packaging and a vegan cookie!
10 all new songs about nothing but fucking cookies!!!
There's even a cover of the Cookie Crisp cereal commercial jingle!!!



SLAMBO! 'best hugs fart duh' crew neck!
3-color print on authentically vintage bassett + walker raglan crewneck sweatshirts.
yellow available in SM-XL ... gunmetal available in SM-L ... seafoam available in SM+MD.


SLAMBO! backpatch!


uncut patch sheet!!! including these 4 patches::
1. slam with animal heads!
2. ADHD ritalin free power happiness!
3. get slammed/slam jams logo!
4. 3 penguins hugging!

ALL 3 TAPES = $5ppd
COOKIE.P. = $3ppd
ALL 3 TAPES + COOKIE.P. = $7ppd
SLAMBO CREWNECK = $5ppd
EVERYTHING! = $11ppd

+ all orders come with the patches for free!

PAYPAL ORDERS CAN BE SENT TO: MYBFFAE at GMAIL dot COM



PLUS! BUY SHIT FROM SCOTT AND GREG'S NEW POSI PUNK BAND!!!
listen to them here and GET INTO IT!
http://www.myspace.com/friendsfriendsandmorefriends

LISTEN TO US!

"forever" LP $6.66ppd
10 song one sided lp with a screened b-side, screened chipboard, 2 inserts and a sticker! hand numbered out of 333!


"the squid's servant" $3ppd
our split cassette with kick rocks! 2 songs from us and 3 songs from them!


"in duderbro" $3ppd
8 songs: all NIRVANA covers! this was really fun to make!


"75:24" $3ppd !!almost out. email first before sending $$$!!
a cassette tape compilation of 26 extended friends and family! featuring: algernon cadwallader, 1994!, best friends!, boyfriends, ape up!, towers, peter and craig and much much more!!!


WEAR US!

'zomBea Arthur' $6ppd (black w/ white ink)
sizes: YM / YL / S / M / L / XL


'miss shock' $6ppd (white or grey w/ black ink)
sizes: M / L / XL


'forever' $6ppd (assorted colors w/ black ink)
sizes: YL / S / M / L / XL

PAYPAL ORDERS CAN BE SENT TO: MYBFFAE at GMAIL dot COM

for multiple item orders!
$1 will be subtracted for each additional item added

SLAMBO t-shirt//crewneck!!

3-color print on authentically vintage bassett + walker raglan crewneck sweatshirts.

yellow available in SM-XL ... gunmetal available in SM-L ... seafoam available in SM+MD.






3-color print on light canvas twill ... to be sewed on recycled misprint shirts; colors extremely varied.





shirts will be sewn over the next two weeks to make sure they're ready for the SUPER POSI PIZZA PARTY on april 17.

patches are coming next.

MEGA CUTE CHAOS was sent off to press today ... packaging being started first thing next week.

button set designs being sent to PLANET X-PRESS first thing next week as well.

COOKIE-P being mastered as this is being posted.


i've been drinking mountain dew for 3 hours and feel like sky-diving.







<3


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SLAM JAMS 1 + 2 available now!!

SLAM WEDGEHOUSE "SUPERSLAM" c-14 (slam jams 1)
SLAM WEDGEHOUSE "IN A MINUTE" c-2 (slam jams 2)


both tapes for $6ppd to ---------> zubwoofiez@gmail.com



THIS JUST IN:
- recording for the next "full length" pro-tape, MEGA CUTE CHAOS, is finishing up tonight ... should be able to send to press next week. gonna have stupid awesome packaging.
- mixing for THE COOKIE.P, 10 song 3" cdr all about cookies, will start after that. also gonna have stupid awesome packaging and each one will come with a cookie to eat while listening. no joke.
- new t-shirt design should be finished over the weekend and can start printing asap ... new t's will be printed on big patches and sewn onto recycled t's i got from work, pretty sure we'll have vintage crew necks of this, too. sheet of 4 smaller patches done at the same time.
- all of these new things should be available by mid april ... if not all, then most.
- one show's confirmed for friday april 17 in philly and we're hoping to work the second one out the following day either in another part of the city or baltimore. if anyone can help with the latter, please hit us up!!





STAY YOUNG!!!!!!!

<3

DR PEPPER RUNNIN THROUGH MY VEINS

alright, lots of new developments:


... "IN A MINUTE" tapes arrived today. they look + sound as totally awesome as they should. inserts will be printed up this weekend, cases will be spray painted and printed next week. looking to be available within 1-2 weeks.

... master for the "SUPERSLAM" tapes arrived yesterday and is being mastered/duplicated right now. inserts also being printed this weekend with cases to be printed right about the same time as the IAM tapes. in all likelihood, those two tapes will be available at the same time.

... primary vocals for the next full length cassette + ep will be recorded within the next two weeks. backup/gang vocals + secondary should be recorded shortly thereafter and ready to send off to press. chances are at least the new COOKIE.P 3" cdr will be available come mid-april.

... speaking of mid-april, we're planning 2 shows in the philly area. more details are sure to come as they completely develop, so please stay up with us. they'll be, quite possibly, the only live SLAM performances of 2009 so don't miss out!

... a new shirt design is in the works, along with a sheet of 4 new patches.




sugar rush is on our brains. get slammed.

<3




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OMFLOLZ

we had an intense sugar rush in the summer of 06 and have been napping since ... but we're back up and double fisting cupcakes like you wouldn't believe.



here's a rough timeline for what we've got in store:
... "SUPERSLAM!" c14 pro-tape (slam jams 1; late winter 09)
... "IN A MINUTE!" c2 pro-tape (slam jams 2; late winter 09)
... "MEGA CUTE CHAOS" c16 pro-tape (slam jams 3; early spring 09)
... "THE COOKIE.P" mini cdr w/homemade cookie (slam jams 4; early spring 09)
... full length, one-sided lp w/b-side screen print + screened jackets (slam jams 5; late spring 09)
... "THE WEASEL EP" c5 (slam jams 6; late spring 09)
... "BEACH DUDES" lmtd 10in lathe w/coloring book (slam jams 7; summer 09)
... "UNDER THE COVERS" c? pro-tape (slam jams 8; summer 09)


probably 2 new shirts and a handful of patches, too. maybe fanny packs + hats eventually.




looking to play two shows in philly come march and quite possibly at least one or two in the summer, which could develop into a small jaunt given the right circumstances.


bottom line ... no more coming down. eternal sugar rush, go.




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